You Know You’re NOT From the Big City When…

1. You have no clue what a light-rail is.

2. You ask your roommate where the nearest pool is.

3. You’ve never heard of a BYOB restaurant.

4. You wait patiently for the street light to tell you to cross.

5. You think you are going to the “beach,” but it’s really a pier.

6. You don’t know what a bar card is.

7. You drive around wondering where the parking garage is.

8. Someone goes to kiss your cheek and you freeze in discomfort.

9. You call 6th Ave. “The Avenues of America.”

10. You think Gabagool is an exotic bird.

11. You call mozz, mozzarella.