1. You have no clue what a light-rail is.
2. You ask your roommate where the nearest pool is.
3. You’ve never heard of a BYOB restaurant.
4. You wait patiently for the street light to tell you to cross.
5. You think you are going to the “beach,†but it’s really a pier.
6. You don’t know what a bar card is.
7. You drive around wondering where the parking garage is.
8. Someone goes to kiss your cheek and you freeze in discomfort.
9. You call 6th Ave. “The Avenues of America.â€
10. You think Gabagool is an exotic bird.
11. You call mozz, mozzarella.
About the Author/s
Bree Barr is a writer and blogger for The Digest. A newbie to the Garden State, her passion for journalism has yanked her up the East Coast all the way from Jacksonville, FL to pursue her dreams. At the awesome age of 24, some of her favorite things to do include dancing like MJ (or attempting to), watching the Food Network, and hanging out with her friends, family and BF. Her favorite movie is Billy Madison. (And yes, shampoo is better!)
